If The Locals Gave Parenting Advice 102

News-Review
Pairenting102 (better than Pairenting 101)
by Kimmy Kate Guppie-Schmit
and Harold-Bob Schmit


Hey yall, are yall tired of gettin stuped advise from your doctors,freinds,teechers,family,strangers,walmarts workers,cohworkers,innmates & chilldren?? Yeah, we was too. So, we wear all, hey, yall lets wrote our Own Book on pairentin!!We akctuwelly know our crap cos we's been havin kids since WE WAS KIDS!!!
My name is Kimmy Kate Guppie-Schmit my husband who be writeing this with me name is Harold-Bob Schmit. He is my therd husbend. my first one done died in a routene hi-speedin car chase. Actally didnt have nothin to do with the car chase he was leedin, it was cos his home made cigerette litein' belt buckle egnited when he was tryin to get a spark. Reel shame, cos we was gonna pass that nice transam onto our second son Branch.
My secend husbend was a ly-en peace of CRAP!! He was alwaeys sayin he was back in jale,when realy he was with Wendie Mae Jr. (his exwifes sister). Than he left me when he got her pregnent with another man's baby.They were are neybors but they's got kicked out for havin there house parked in a handyCap zone.Now they both in prisen for partakin of the donutation bowl at church.
This husband -Harold Bob -we just call him HairBob is a real fine find. He is taler than me and his bale is usally real cheep. Plus, HE HAD A JOB!!! Let me tell ya about our kids. I'll start with mine. 1.Pabst Jimmy Joe Roberts. 2. Charitie Harmonie Smith. 2.son Branch Winchester Smith.
Than his: 1.Briar Nascar Schmit. 2. Tuffy Roweena Schmit.
And oures: 1. Survivor Juniper-Ann Schmit. 2. Treason River Schmit. and we's espectin at leste on more in Febwuary. (boy: Ironman MecGiever, girl:Porsalynn Giver)
Lets get started on the pairenting advicin'. This chaptter is gonna be just a generous idea of what yall need to know about dissaplinn. First off; dont set bowndries. Kids will only brake em. Nextly dont get all worryin about teachin em nothin. Thats what strangers and teechers are for. I cants tell ya how many times i been in wallmart and some strangers is tellin my kids how imporntint manners is. And i'm so glad they sayin something cus i dont have time to teech them all that! shoot. I am busy!!!! Teechers not only teech em hows to read and spel and all but they even will keep em clean and remind me to give em vaccations so as they dont be gettin sick all the time. (psssd. lil secrit: sometimes the teechers will give your kids free shooes if you forgets to put some on em! I love free stuffs!!)
Wells, that is enuf for now i gots to go pick up my kids at the bar's daycare. The babies'siter usully falls asleep bout now.See ya next week yall!